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[Stories] Wanda

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From Explorer Ochre's data on peaceful groups. The story of Wanda's first meeting with her partner Bernát.

[Note: the story told by Bernát diverges from this at some points.}

I found Wanda on the roof, where she was eagerly eating something from a can. Despite the wary look, the girl quickly started talking. 
— It's strange to be with people like them, right? Going solo is easier, no one whines about how kewl this old world was! I can stand up for myself, the car is fast, so I worked by myself, lugged cargo or found stuff. And once I got a client, a crazy old demolitionist. And he absolutely had to find the blueprint of some cunning explosive contraption.

Licking her fingers, Wanda tossed the can from the roof, sat cross-legged, and continued the story.

— I found the blueprint in a cache, I was about to go back, when I suddenly turned around — and an armed thug stood at the entrance. I thought that he was hired by some freaks who don’t like me, and I didn't wait long. Bernát... he's heavy, so he was quickly exhausted. I knocked him out, tied him up and asked why he came. And he started talking about some settlers... Nonsense!
Wanda laughed, as if remembering something good.

— As a result, we came to the old man, he paid with a good gun, as promised. A powerful baby, he made it himself. He even said: “Take care of her”. We parted, and then I thought about Bernát... You know, he is punchy, like this gun, but a fool is a fool! He'll be gone without a smart partner, but I know exactly how to survive. So I offered to work together, and he agreed. We found some friends... and here we are. Now I lead them, and we live fine!

After a pause, Wanda looked at me appraisingly.

— It doesn’t matter that Bernát and our guys are goofy, they are under my protection. If I hear that someone messes with them, “someone” is gonna get hurt!..

E. Ochre

The portrait “Wanda” is currently available to players. 


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Her eyes doesn't fit the lore. At least Dawn's excuse is that they use space age suits and whatnot.

Weird...

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Thank you for more lore, devs. I always appreciate it.

But I can say this one seems like you guys were phoning it in.

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I would much rather the developers focus on balancing this game rather than coming out with some half-wit stories...

there's still the corvo to balance, some claim that the fatman is balanced yet the price difference between it and elephant is pretty stupid...

same can be said with the protector and tackler....

The phoenix needs to be reworked and remodeled into something which is not worthless...

Also... Crossout is just a game... SO why do we keep seeing pictures of what looks like sexy Russian women??? some nearly half naked....

It's as if this forum is slowly turning into soft pornography rather than a forum about a game....

If I want to watch porn then there's plenty of websites which specialize in that subject...

I would much rather the Targem developers focus their efforts to where it's really needed!!!

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40 minutes ago, HammeredByNature said:

I would much rather the Targem developers focus their efforts to where it's really needed!!!

I agree that.

I don't even take 2 mins to read those stories. Maybe someone likes them but I don't think they bring anything to the fun. Maybe if they added playable content related to those stories they would be interesting. Either way, they don't bother me or please me, I just don't care.


  But I think that talking about "pornography" by some girls is a big exaggeration ... We are not in the XVIII century man.

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Plz. just wait with these bad and meaningless storys till you're done losing your playerbase: At that time you're welcome to publish all the terrible books you want about nothing.. ;) Nothing (no objects or content) from the game ever shows up in these storys and none of the storys ever affected the game, so for those of us spending time on the forum because we like the game: We have 0 need for these storys - they're just blocking the "news" space for anything relevant... It has at times been important for you devs to point out for us that there's no drivers in the "remote-controlled armored cars" - no doubt to make your kiddie-proof game as nonviolent as posible.. But then why focus on lore about theese fictional caracters, if they don't even drive the cars *Watch this exitement survivors, this gal is so tough when remote controlling cars that she gets bulletholes in her glases and it only seems to hurt her makeup...* --- GOD stop the cheese allready devs!!  

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