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About HORN:  Founded more then a day ago, HORN has been the industry leader of the wasteland in audio-sensory research and warfare.  HORN's influence over the financial sector of junkyards and black markets has been seen as a steady increase year over year with net profits exceeding internal stakeholder's forecasts of "a few dollars".  Today, HORN can be considered a force to be reckoned with as 0 losses have ever been recorded in Clanwars.  100% of the members in HORN follow the same beliefs, opinions, and competencies - proving the solidarity of HORN.

"Of those beings who live in ignorance, shut up.." - Buddha ( Partial Contextomy )

 

Required Level:  30 or Prestige in Engineers ( Will except level 10+ Engineers if garage value is over 250k )

Required Garage Value:  100,000+ Coin Garage Value ( Or the possession of at least 50 different kinds of paint )

 

Rules of [HORN]

  1. All CW Vehicles must have at least 5 horns and 60+ pieces of décor mounted
  2. Only the use of Stallion Wheels ( ST and Non-ST ) are permitted for movement parts
  3. The only approved Hardware are; Car Jacks, Engines, Radars, and Shameleons
  4. Horns must be pressed at all times.  Failure to have held horn for >2 seconds will result in disciplinary action.  3 strike rule
  5. The following weapons types are banned from CW use in [HORN];
    1. Ballistic
    2. Explosive
    3. Energy
    4. Fire
    5. AI-Assisted
    6. Missiles ( Guided/Unguided )
    7. Cannons ( Fixed/Turreted )
    8. Bolts ( Explosive/Rebar )
    9. Magnetic Railguns
    10. Artillery
    11. Melee ( Active/Passive/Explosive )
    12. Minelayers

 

Failure to comply with all the rules of [HORN] along with the keeping to the beliefs and credos wherein can result in, but not limited to;

  • Insults about your mother ( Height/Weight/IQ/Attraction/Pedigree )
  • Paint-Shaming
  • Thumb-Biting
  • Silent Treatment

 

All applicants must be prepared to submit 1099 Forms, possess an active US FEL, have no more than 3 DUIs within the last 2 weeks, and obtain coursework in the Liberal Arts field.  You will be required to travel up to 75% from wherever you are to the couch to play.  Members will be required to lift up to 24fl oz of Mt. Dew Code Red on a regular basis and be prepared to be sedimentary for at least 14 hours a day.

 

Enrollment period is between October 8th 2019 to October 9th 2019 ( 12:00AM/PM US PST )

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1 hour ago, Pickleberry said:

About HORN:  Founded more then a day ago, HORN has been the industry leader of the wasteland in audio-sensory research and warfare.  HORN's influence over the financial sector of junkyards and black markets has been seen as a steady increase year over year with net profits exceeding internal stakeholder's forecasts of "a few dollars".  Today, HORN can be considered a force to be reckoned with as 0 losses have ever been recorded in Clanwars.  100% of the members in HORN follow the same beliefs, opinions, and competencies - proving the solidarity of HORN.

"Of those beings who live in ignorance, shut up.." - Buddha ( Partial Contextomy )

 

Required Level:  30 or Prestige in Engineers ( Will except level 10+ Engineers if garage value is over 250k )

Required Garage Value:  100,000+ Coin Garage Value ( Or the possession of at least 50 different kinds of paint )

 

Rules of [HORN]

  1. All CW Vehicles must have at least 5 horns and 60+ pieces of décor mounted
  2. Only the use of Stallion Wheels ( ST and Non-ST ) are permitted for movement parts
  3. The only approved Hardware are; Car Jacks, Engines, Radars, and Shameleons
  4. Horns must be pressed at all times.  Failure to have held horn for >2 seconds will result in disciplinary action.  3 strike rule
  5. The following weapons types are banned from CW use in [HORN];
    1. Ballistic
    2. Explosive
    3. Energy
    4. Fire
    5. AI-Assisted
    6. Missiles ( Guided/Unguided )
    7. Cannons ( Fixed/Turreted )
    8. Bolts ( Explosive/Rebar )
    9. Magnetic Railguns
    10. Artillery
    11. Melee ( Active/Passive/Explosive )
    12. Minelayers

 

Failure to comply with all the rules of [HORN] along with the keeping to the beliefs and credos wherein can result in, but not limited to;

  • Insults about your mother ( Height/Weight/IQ/Attraction/Pedigree )
  • Paint-Shaming
  • Thumb-Biting
  • Silent Treatment

 

All applicants must be prepared to submit 1099 Forms, possess an active US FEL, have no more than 3 DUIs within the last 2 weeks, and obtain coursework in the Liberal Arts field.  You will be required to travel up to 75% from wherever you are to the couch to play.  Members will be required to lift up to 24fl oz of Mt. Dew Code Red on a regular basis and be prepared to be sedimentary for at least 14 hours a day.

 

Enrollment period is between October 8th 2019 to October 9th 2019 ( 12:00AM/PM US PST )

I'm more worried about what stayed the same.  There should also be a DUI waiver. 

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14 hours ago, Pickleberry said:

About HORN:  Founded more then a day ago...

Nice comical relief for the morning...I had fun reading it with a serious degree that evolved into a humorous realization...kinda reminded me of the April Fool's Joke the Devs released.

Thanks for the entertainment @Pickleberry! :-)

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Guest RobyRight

Ohhh good, it's just joke,for a bit i was worry about insane players....

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