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Hey, hey!
Testing.
Can anyone hear me?
Judging by the red light “On Air”, you should.

So, my name is Murch, and apparently I'm the first person to find the radio station “Voice of the Wasteland”. I've been wandering around looking for it for weeks and I think my voice should be more joyful, but I have some problems.

Clearly, the station is now empty. There's no Porcupine, no Vala. There's so much I wanted to ask them. For example, how long will the raiders make strange attacks on the village of Bird? Or which way would it be better to change the production of Scorpions at the factory? How do they have the strength to read all these letters from survivors?

Now… now I don't know what to do! Everything's so clean here, seems like nobody touched the place before me. And last time I heard their broadcast there were no hints that they were going for a “walk”. Something weird is going on here, and I'm gonna have to investigate it all with you.

God, I hope I'm not talking to myself looking at the microphone and the signal's broadcasting somewhere. Stay calm. The only radio in the Valley that your old receivers can tune into won't stop broadcasting.

And today we're going to read your letters. Thankfully I found the letter basket.
So, the first letter, apparently from a survivor. Oh yes, the tale contest. How was it…

Send the tales that you tell in the evening at the bonfire to the group's private messages with the subject “Morning News”. Radio “Voice of the Wasteland” will pay you 150 coins for each tale that's published or read out loud. And today we've got a story from an anonymous survivor.

Anyway, it happened almost a month ago, when a terrible gang appeared in blood rocks, killing and crashing cars just for fun. Anyway, I had to go to the market, hired a cheap convoy, but there were no gunshots on the road. We got there, I met a friend, he explained everything to me, here's his story. “So this gang hit some guy. He was young, quick temper and everything, didn't like being put down, so he made his way back to the garage, repaired the car, made it look scary and painted it too, got some exhaust pipes there and a minigun, his own invention, better than any other and he set off with his revenge plan! who cares if they have typhoons and hovers, he has a minigun and a quick car. Ha! in minutes he scrapped the giant spider, smashed the hovers, spared nobody, scattered their parts across the Valley to teach them a lesson! I even have a steering wheel from the hover guy, found it and kept for myself, so you can disband the convoy, by the way, gas is getting pricy and some new stuff should appear soon… “
Oh, those “sole hero wins” stories. But since the story is on the air, the author is entitled to 150 coins.

And the next letter… Hold on. Hold on. It says “To Murch”. What the…

“Hello, Murch! What kind of a name is that? Doesn't matter. Vala wants me to write you a letter. Says you're coming to visit us at the station. Why am I writing this, we can talk in person. Okay, well, then we'll figure it out because if she asks for something, it's better to do it, or she'll be looking at me like my grandma. So she asks me to write you this:
Not Arthur, but close. Who died for everyone may live for some. It's not over.
I don't get it again, but maybe you can guess what's up.
P.S.: It's Porcupine, in case you don't get it.”

So she knew! But what does this all mean? Why couldn't the story have ended with tea? That's something to think about.

Oh yes, I almost forgot, we still have to finish the broadcast.

Bye!


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The author of this has a unique talent of writing a whole page of words, and saying absolutely nothing in the process.

Unless I've missed something here... I've read it twice, and still see nothing here except for a summary of Crossout's recent trailer.

Help?

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3 hours ago, Ka1deron said:

 Or which way would it be better to change the production of Scorpions at the factory?

This is the only line I found interesting. Hopefully this means with the launch of the new Relics they will be changing the formulas of the Relics to better match the weapon.

for example the firebug should take a Draco. And the new Relic cannon should use a mammoth.

they have many other formulas that are odd for relics that need updated.

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11 minutes ago, RoughMonkey said:

This is the only line I found interesting. Hopefully this means with the launch of the new Relics they will be changing the formulas of the Relics to better match the weapon.

for example the firebug should take a Draco. And the new Relic cannon should use a mammoth.

they have many other formulas that are odd for relics that need updated.

Can you imagine the salt of players who were in the process of building legendaries to make a relic? The forum might crash.

Now that you mention that line from them... I wouldn't be surprised if they give the Scorpion a buff; since the Breaker and Punisher were recently buffed. Probably the ability to shoot through terrain/buildings so that clubbers can blindly one-shot people spawn-to-spawn by remembering what pixel to aim at on each map. Gotta keep the other relics as powerful as Porcs somehow.

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38 minutes ago, Sir_Stallsalot said:

The author of this has a unique talent of writing a whole page of words, and saying absolutely nothing

i read this and it's totaly true ....

" who cares if they have typhoons " with the perk of typhoon yes , nobody is affraid

" in minutes he scrapped the giant spider "  sure with the weight system in this game

maybe one day they fix it xD

and the best of the best is the mix of typhoon + spider and you win the most usless build on CW actually

Nothing new under the sun  :popcorn:

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What the :dntknw:... What did i just read? 

Who died for everyone? Who may live for some? Is Jesus comming to Crossout? Will we have the "Holy Hand Grenade of Antioche"? (or that guy's special minigun from the tale?)

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yeah, for a story to be engaging you'd need to start with the fact it makes some actual sense.

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9 hours ago, Ka1deron said:

God, I hope I'm not talking to myself looking at the microphone and the signal's broadcasting somewhere.

9 hours ago, Ka1deron said:

Not Arthur, but close. Who died for everyone may live for some. It's not over.

Finally, Crossout is getting a religion! Maybe even as a faction! To be named Martians, after Martin, the fearless leader of the Knechte? Surely, He will bless His followers with blueprints to craft holy artifacts that will help them spread His word throughout the Wasteland. :huh: This also means the ban on religious talk is thereby lifted! Valla akhbar! :crazy:

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Glad to see the new radio host is as confused and annoyed as everyone else is.

If you're going to be vague, make it an ARG. If you're not going to make it an ARG, don't be vague to the point of spewing mind-numbing drivel that no one wants to read.

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14 hours ago, Ka1deron said:

Not Arthur, but close. Who died for everyone may live for some. It's not over.

The Knetche will return!

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14 hours ago, LOoD said:

i read this and it's totaly true ....

" who cares if they have typhoons " with the perk of typhoon yes , nobody is affraid

" in minutes he scrapped the giant spider "  sure with the weight system in this game

maybe one day they fix it xD

and the best of the best is the mix of typhoon + spider and you win the most usless build on CW actually

Nothing new under the sun  :popcorn:

this

10 hours ago, Spedemix said:

yeah, for a story to be engaging you'd need to start with the fact it makes some actual sense.

This xD

 

Also has to be longer than 3 sentences

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just right quick so i just saw a slit problem in the game theirs a sizing problem the cars are much bigger then the surrounding houses.

but i dont know how to put screenshots on hear to show you guys . for the ones playing crossout just stop and tack a look.

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  • 2 weeks later...

so long read

and so many new questions....

 

 

Ana had just turned 18 years old and she was excited. This beautiful, young Latina girl with long, wavy brown hair, gorgeous hazel eyes and luscious lips was looking forward to seeing Beth again. Beth was a good friend of Ana's Mom and had been Ana's babysitter for years since she was a little girl. Beth was equally gorgeous with long, straight blonde hair, sky blue eyes that would pierce the heart and soul of anyone she would encounter and a tight, plump **** you could spend all day eating out and never have your fill.

Since Ana's parents would be on a trip over the weekend, they did not want to leave their daughter who had just turned 18 a few days ago fending for herself so they decided to invite Beth to spend the weekend with Ana so she wouldn't be alone. Under normal circumstances, Ana would have fought this idea feeling that she was old enough to be on her own. But, she really wanted to see Beth in the worst way.
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The other night when Ana was slowly touching herself and sliding her middle finger into her moist, juicy xxxx she had these thoughts that came rushing in like a flood. She imagined Beth rubbing her xxxx against hers very slowly at first and then faster feeling and hearing their vaginal xxxx flowing between each other. With every stroke of their scissoring action, the moaning between them would grow louder and more passionate. Looking into each other's eyes as they continued to straddle together was intoxicating. Beth leaning in and slipping her warm tongue into Ana's mouth was overwhelming as the friction continued between their legs with an intensity that would rival some of the best love stories in literature.

Ana came all over herself in that moment and realized to her disappointment that it was all in her head. The passion, intensity and sweet nectarine that she could almost taste from Beth's xxxx was all a fantasy. She made the decision that night that she would turn her thoughts into a reality next time she saw Beth. That next time came sooner than anticipated. Beth would be arriving any minute now and her parents would be gone for two whole days. Before Ana got caught in the fantasy again, there was a knock on the door.

Ana rushed down the stairs and Beth was standing in the living room greeting her parents. When Ana locked eyes with Beth, a certain glint in Beth's eyes along with her sweet half smile seemed to suggest that Beth was having the same fantasy. They embraced and Beth rubbed her hands up and down Ana's back in such a sensual way that Ana was worried for a moment that her parents might sense the attraction between them.

"Wow, you've grown, Ana...you look absolutely beautiful..." She said in a soft whisper.

Ana's parents thanked Beth for being available this weekend and kissed Ana good bye. Once they left the house, Ana turned to Beth and gave her another hug. She whispered in her ear "You have no idea how much I've been thinking of you". Beth was caught off guard but replied that she had been thinking of Ana quite a bit also.

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"You can tell me anything", Beth responded.

Ana proceeded in telling Beth all about her fantasy. She went into detail about the way they sucked on each other's tongue's swapping spit multiple times. She went over how they rubbed pussies together in such a feverish way that their xxxx mixed together like the sweetest cocktail you can imagine. She talked about how they touched their nipples together and biting each others ever so slightly. She went over how they drank each other's xxxx juices and continued kissing. When Ana finished telling her everything, Beth was speechless. You could tell that the fantasy had gotten her hot and bothered.

She looked at Ana erotically and couldn't control herself. She leaned in and kissed Ana intensely. Their tongues locked together like a vine intertwining. Their saliva mixed in such harmony and tasted so good they could hardly draw a breath. The heaving and panting began as they stripped off their clothes so fast that within 10 seconds their bodies were naked and touching each other. Nipple on nipple, xxxx on xxxx, missionary style as Beth moved her hips into Ana's. With every thrusting motion, their xxxx lips kissed each other swapping juices so intensely that it was as if they were trying to conceive a child somehow out of their love for each other.
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Ana couldn't believe what was happening. She had longed for this moment since she had that fantasy and it was finally happening. Beth was also having fantasies for so long and now they were both living it out. Ana moved on top of Beth and swirled her tongue around her nipples so softly that Beth couldn't help but moan and xxxx again. Ana's tongue slid all the way down Beth's belly button and in between her legs. Beth was writhing in pleasure as Ana drank her nectar moving her tongue so deep inside of her that Beth almost passed out in ecstasy.

Beth sat up and kissed Ana again tasting herself in the process. This time Ana slid her legs upwards while Beth kissed her inner thighs and moved her mouth over Ana's blooming flower. Beth sucked on her clitoris in a sensual way that Ana came in her mouth.

After Ana's climax, they looked into each other's eyes and kissed slowly again hugging and resting on top of each other. Ana laid her head on Beth's bosom and kissed her on the neck whispering in her ear.." I've always loved you..." Beth smiled and looked at her. She kissed her softly and said "I love you too baby...forever..." They fell asleep together knowing that they would have the entire weekend to keep xxxx their brains out...

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