I noticed a new brawl last night, but it wasn’t active while I was playing.
What is “artillery”?
Is it like head-on, but we’re restricted to only mandrakes and heathers?
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Oooh… that’d be interesting. I suck at artillery, but just because I’ve never invested any time to practice. This might change that. LOL
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I never played artillery until this year (unless we count incinerators), but the BP Heather got me into it. Now I really enjoy it, but took a while to get the hang of it.
I run a single Heather and a Mandrake, on separate triggers.
I’ve tried it multiple times, but the gameplay just isn’t engaging enough for me. I feel like I’m missing out on all the fun. LOL
Then, there are constant results like this one I shared earlier. This dude was the heaviest & running a drake/heather build. He just hid in a corner… yawn. LOL
Heather’s a blast to play in PvP, and extremely efficient. This guy’s just learning, or not very good. Seeing how he forgot to bring a co-driver, I wouldn’t have bet money on him anyway.
The Quarry is hilarious. You can blast their whole team straight out of the spawn 
It’s not a very good gun to hardcarry tho. Expect lots of unyielding badges (^’:
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He’s a pay to win loser… He had the new Thor, so he’s spent tons of money on the game and still getting schooled. Imagine having so little skill you can’t win with ALL the toys at your disposal. 
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Some people don’t realize that even p2w has its limits. Pay for Porcs, not Scorps or Heathers 
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For real… Or Rippers.
“I paid $800 for this dookie, and it’s no better than a turd! I was ripped off!”
This is why I actually like the “lack of balance” people are always caterwauling about.
Caveat emptor, ya big dookie head! 
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There’s a clan called POOP that’s funny
That’s mine. I’m the only member. LOL 
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If you can pick up a second heather, (get rid of the mandrake unless you need it for a banner), you will be ZOMG surprised used with a harpy.
My dual heather build is 12k and goofy as all hell. Dies whenever anything sees it.
A direct hit from it with the perk charged can kill 3-4 grouped up at once.
When it first came out I though "this sucks, I will never play it.
Glass cannon for real.
One of the most satisfying builds when you pop a Meta hover.
There is someone that bitches about “you clan people” in voice chat on xbox every time I see them in a game. I never even bothered to tell him I am a great clan of one. I do not have that creative of a acronym though.
I wanted TWAT (Together We Are Terrific) but the game wouldn’t let me have it.
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If I remember, I had to use a zero in PO0P to get it to let me use it.
My kids were in my clan, but they wanted their own stupid clan names, too. I forget what they ended up with, but they tried every predictable toilet humor word they could come up with.
The apples didn’t fall far from the tree.
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Eventually I’ll get another Heather, but I like the mandrake too much to get rid of it.
I like how they work together actually. I’ll often send out a mandrake volley, and if I hit someone I’ll immediately follow up with Heather, hitting heated up enemies for even more damage. Might try it with blight next.
I’ve actually been using beholder with them the most, as the free cloak is useful.
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Ty for the idea. Im going to try that (I had to log back on and cancel it) before I sell it.
I can’t seem to hit anything with the mandrake. I tried firing them both at the same time with both blight and harpy.
With the harpy I try to wait on my first shot until I can hit two people at once. once that is pre loaded the blast radius is unforgiving on the next shot. (kinda makes up for my badness/latency))
I use the purple reloader and colossus. Shoot and Scoot, (well i forget to scoot alot of the time and dogs kill me tbh).
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Eh okay, well there is usually one turd floating in a bowl
I will be worried if there was 2 floating
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See, to get the 2nd one, ya gotta pinch off the first loaf, but that means LOTS OF WIPING… or a shower… your mileage may vary.
I wonder if Transformers poop, if they do Megatron must drop megaturds
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Finally got to try this brawl today and it’s hilarious!
Everyone playing identical dual mandrake builds. Too bad the queue time is so long, hopefully more people discover the new brawls and give them a try.
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I sat in the que 8 minutes. Gave up.
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Yikes, I would have given up too. I was getting a game after 2 and a half minutes, and that felt like forever for me.
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