Crazy conspiracy theories

Let’s share crazy conspiracy theories, mostly for fun. They can be as outlandish or based on truths as you want them to be, sky’s the limit. I have 3

  1. They shadow-nerf and shadow-buff various weapon types once or twice a week, sometimes some builds works surprisingly well for a few days, and then suddenly it does not perform as well as it did, while you generally do not run into much different kinds of enemies and builds. Usually the general whale meta guns go untouched during these changes

  2. They give youtubers an advantage as a market strategy to make them gain better footage in matches and hopefully attract more new sucke-I mean players. This is based on how every time there seems to be a youtuber account on the enemy team, ping spikes, framerate drops lag and slight rubberbanding and other weird small server wonkiness always happens during the match, but if one is on your own team the game runs better than it does 90% of the time

  3. The current matchmaker model of usually throwing 2 high ps builds(12500), 3 slightly lower builds (11500-10000) and 3 even lower builds (9500-9400) is not because of a lower playerbase, but to purposely frustrate players into sinking money into the game to get the metaguns, like cyclone

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nothing stops them from doing it

you dont need a youtuber in the match to experience this

obviously, thats how a live service game makes money

There is a healthy dose of scepticism on one end, and paranoia on the other end, …dont go too far or youll end up a flat earther.

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Just for fun meme
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Number 2 is not true, jbrider was on my team yesterday and got his butt whopped(like the rest of us) by that Ipoohmba cheater that I did a video on some time ago. Heres a true conspiracy however that david icke told me with his thoughts, that half the devs at targem are shape shifting reptilians.

Yea but it is a bit too high resolution, more like this right here
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Still waiting to see if there are any creative forum users left that might think of something neat to read

no

Depends on what you are interested in Kohtupora_69.

Most topics not related to crossout get removed.

I have had my moments at times I felt there was a skunk in the works. Sure we all have at some point or another… I have pitched a fit here on the forums several times. And was quickly schooled in one way or another. But many variances in matches can make one believe something has been tweaked. Lag could be related to weather and the ISP link either end. Even a load on the ISP transmission lines or WIFI Perhaps players with quicker reflexes and better eye to hand coordination with a better connection? So many variable’s can give the illusion of … But in the end its something other than the Developers spitefully tweaking the game? Highly doubtful . Fact: The only time I do see factual differences is after a Nerf & buff festival or some quick fingered kid smokes me cause I’m a old slow guy. Always the possibility but who knows? Perhaps the technology exists for such ? One can always ponder the thought.
"A conspiracy is a rumor that hasn’t been proven factual " ~ Unknown Author

I haven’t seen any proof he cheats. I’ve outdone him plenty of times score wise and killed him in 1v1’s.

ipoohmbas in my clan, hes not a cheater lol… you just suck, no hard feelings

80% of the players in crossout thinks he’s a cheat, jury as spoken

isnt that just controller aim assist

29 people is not 80% of crossout players… sorry to let you down. severe case of copium is what you have

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i have watched this ipoomba video, and the high ps whales just need to stop crying, there are seal clubbers in 4-5k driving around with similar good aim.

Not everyone leaves a rating, you can basically apply that 29 like to 7 dislike ratio at large and the only ones that disliked it were his old 401k buddies doing damage control plus derp driver. There’s a 4% rule on youtube where roughly 4% of users leave a rating. Also everyone I talk to in game thinks hes a cheat, like 1 in 5 games i play in with Ipoohmba there’s someone accusing him of using an aimbot asking people to report and there’s been complaints about him on reddit as well.

Nope i ain’t encountered players near that good aim like ever, not even close

Drowning him in porcs is how I cope, he don’t even shoot the porcs because his aim bot ain’t programmed for projectiles, and the porcupines is positioned is under the cab so he can’t shoot them off.

dont you play pc crossout with a controller though