Let’s start looking for some company in this game and get our wasteland e-angrycargame-gf’s or femboys or frying pans and anything under the rainbow I haven’t been paying attention for multiple years I am rusty on these things. Let’s gait laid in-game and out-game, let’s show off those profiles and attract a mate like a firefly with the flashing booty cheeks twerking on leaves and flowers in the night or however they mated.
I’m looking for a massive chested hellathicc mommywifegf with the massive boobsies who’s into breastfeeding and is womanly enough to woman(optional) up and take care of an unemployed person with the social skills of a pet rock. Hair style, hair color, it can be anything I don’t think I will make a singular eye contact throughout the relationship, for all intended purposes your eyes are genuinely down there. You must have at least 3 set of legendary weapons, fused, maybe even access to relics, and at least prestige level 18. Must have an interest in pegging, both in-game and outside of it, ram me with the meelee build I have been a bad player.
What I bring to the relationship is a relentless mediocre pp energy and low testosterone count, weak liver and a game account with 0 relics or clan wars participation even at engineers prestige level 252.
Honestly I’ll go for dudes as well if you can pull off a skirt and thigh highs I am desperate and lonely, happy April everybody.