Imagine patch notes, but made by someone who plays the game

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#1

Wheels’ handbrake changes reverted because I have a clue and apparently devs don’t

Tracks’ handbrake changed from a black hole suction type to a traditionnal handbrake type so that you can actually use it.

+5 kmh to every cab, including heavies.

Hovers’ exhaust sound replaced by that circus song.

Additionaly, that circus song will alsow play while you read the official patchnotes and while you finalize transactions with Gaijin.

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#2

This would have been an awesome April Fools CK

I know the reason behind it is not funny, but I so would use these LOL!

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#3

I’d buy hovers just for that :eyes:

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#5

Ooooooooooh yes, that’s the one, that’s what I wanna hear when I play against a hover.

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#6

This maybe my new “go to” song when I’m playing Crossout :slight_smile:

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