Personal Wade cringe

Well people are sharing their opinions about Wade and I have some next level stuff that does not fit into any of the existing topics, that might bring a sensible chuckle to a person or two in the form of light entertainment. So here’s the reason why, while I do not hate Wade, I just feel this awkward, next-level cringe when he keeps talking, for a very out there obscure reason rather than a more normal sensible one.

So some of you might have seen me make those ai-generated supposed thicc ravager mommy sex-robot looking things a few times for fun and giggles, posted them somewhere on the forums can’t remember where. And I kept myself very Wade-free on the spoilers until I played the game. So the game updates, etc, I start it up, and on the log-in screen we have the from-behind shot of Wade.

So I have no Idea about Wade, and just see this to-me random robot with a deceivingly narrow waist. Not much robobooty to speak of me thinks, but I am thinking petite robo girl hello, sporty ravager tomboy oh behave. Ro-butt a bit flat but we can work with that. Sporty girls are nice too you know, even if they’re robots or whatever ravagers are nowdays.

And then I log in and Oh no the robot is a he. A bit of a

moment in a way

i think it would be funny if, at random, wade could run out on the deployment of your fuze drone and just jump onto it and ride it cowboy style into an enemy lol :rofl:

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