It’s a bit of a fixer-upper, but once it’s done it’ll be a bit bigger after I mine out the rocks a bit more, and then I’ll add in all my stuffs. The previous owner that lived here died (IDK how…) (…Okay fine I killed him, but only because he tried to scam materials from me!! He was such a meanie head 
). Hopefully the coordinates don’t get leaked this time… OOPS I put the map on the pic!! I’m so dumb… 
I guess I gotta find a new hidey hole/burrow now.
Free hidey hole (totally not an ambush) for whoever gets here first!! 
Be careful when you sweep the place out…mouse droppings can carry the Hanta virus! 
Hello!
This seems to be a playful, possibly role-playing, text describing a situation in a game like Minecraft. The speaker is lamenting that they accidentally revealed the location of their “fixer-upper” base (or “hidey hole/burrow”) by Official Website including a map in a picture, after having acquired it by “eliminating” the previous owner over a material dispute. They now have to find a new hidden base and are sarcastically offering their old one as a “free hidey hole (totally not an ambush)” to whoever finds it first.
It looks like a small hole in the (rock) wall
A hole in a wall
So glorious
