Wade looks depressed

All your complaints made him sads:

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Now he wants to jump into the scrap hole in the garage!! :sob:

Good let him jump

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Wonder how much I could sell him for on Ebay? :thinking:

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i was trying to think of a pun for the wasteland form of Ebay but i couldnt come up with anything. the closest thing i could think of was Wastebay or Wbay lol

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E-scrap bay?

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I’d be depressed too if I was stuck inside a kusoge like crossout

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He reminds me of Marvin but an annoying version. I want to turn him off but can’t see where.

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he has a hard time pooping, he just told me that.

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Do you imagine it’s nuts&bolts he defecates from his supposed robotic anus (it’s got to be a valve or a door of some kind) or if it’s something like old oil he has to “leak out” when he changes it?

Maybe he runs on batteries of some kind, and he kinda “cocks” them out like a shotgun gets rid of the shells after firing, but then that also gives some questionable mental images since shotguns are loaded into the same pipe where from the empty shells (depleted batteries) so he’d basically need to replenish his energy reserves by pretty much shoving batteries up his anus so to speak.

If it is scrap metal like nuts and bolts etc he quite literally dumps out, would that mean he has nut(s) up his ass? I guess he could also get them out by the mouth, and then it turns into that one South Park episode, it’s a robot he could shoot it out from the palms of his robotic hands like some sick and twisted metallic spider-man for all we know. The possibilities are endless and can go as balls to the walls insane as basic anatomy can go on ai powered image generators trying to generate a human body with completely normal hands and anatomy totally not modeled after some kind of an eldritch creature.

Now we are asking the real questions about the Ravagers