Why do I even play this game?

Get rid of Corpses! This is a driving game, we need to drive! I know you Developers love your damn hovers and stupid sideways movement parts, but we like wheels. No movement item should perform better than Bigfoot wheels! Yes, some movement items have more health than Bigfoot, or more resistance to melee or whatever bonus they get, but in terms of handling and driving, no other movement item should top Bigfoot! Take all your other crap and stick them where the sun does not shine, along with these corpses that only mess with wheels users!
Tired of my allies strafing into me while I am driving and having to turn! I do not know why you ever thought adding this crap was a good idea. You broke the game and the physics when you added hovers and then kept adding more game breaking stuff! Then to make it easier for these game breaking movement items, you add camera steering. Why don’t you kiss their backside more? Just suck up to these players and kiss off the wheel users more!

You added the damn spark! Who thought of that? A weapon that can do everything, slow you down, take you out of invisibility, kill all the drones in the area. Drones were in the game from day one but you wanted to make them useless, then just remove them! No, make a weapon that can wipe out all your armaments in seconds and then slow you down so you cannot escape. Stupid! Cruel even!
Now, you added weapons you do not even have to aim. Magnetic grenades, so a miss is still a hit. Some stupid glowing red ball that you dodge well, but it changes direction, because it is attracted to you. Just suck up to these players more. We miss too often, give use weapons that cannot miss!

And get your new and improved stupid bots to stay out of our way! And fix the AI for drones too! Stop breaking stuff! One week, Grenadiers play fine, not well, but fine. Next week, they take a five-minute smoke break after firing a few grenades, so they drive behind terrain features, and they break their own target lock and have to reacquire their lock. What? The drove overheated its grenade launcher, so it has to go hide? Bots do not overheat their weapons, they stop before they overheat, because they are bots! Even when only one enemy is in range, they just cannot concentrate on one target. Get three targets in range and watch how stupid they become!
Why do I still play this game?

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ngl i really hate corpses littering the field. its rare but i do sometimes get completely screwed over by the corpses. one time i hit a corpse and it vaulted me on top of the cabin perfectly so i couldnt get off of it and i was suspended there open to attacks. often times though id hit a corpse, like a cabin or something, and instead of bumping it out of my way i get vaulted on top of it like im trying to make my car make a baby with it. its just irritating…

came across this in patrol vs ai, some jackarse ran into me on purpose pushing me off the side of the elevated area i was on causing me to flip onto my back right in the open where the enemies can shoot me. he was running omis and a fricken incinerator build. yeah dude your so accomplished purposfully sabotaging your team mate and putting him in danger. i swear some peoples iq are that of the temperature of toilet water. he had plenty of room and decided “nah ill just be a dick for the fun of it urhurrhurrhurr!”

90% of the time i get an ally bot driving up my rear. literally. i could be in a spot where i think im ok and out of nowhere a bot rams itself up my bumper. i could back up and a bot is up my rear to. its maddening how many times i took alot of unnecessary damage cause of bots being right the hell behind me forcing me to take hits.

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thats the drones drinkin the juice.

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’ Welcome to Cussout ’ LordTutor :saluting_face:

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Corpses are amazing cover for badger sized targets.

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you can turn off camera steering.