This is getting out of hand. 2 8k+ PS slope back to back is crazy

What have my little impulse car done to deserver this matchmaking???
First it’s this:


Then it’s this right after???


Targem could’ve literally split both lobbies in half and then fill every spot inbetween with bots, but no, they have to go “F it we ball”.

That unfortunate 7.7k PS poor fella on the enemy side is going to uninstall after this. Great job at doing this to him, Targem, surely this won’t negatively impact the health of the player-base, TRUST!1!1!!!111!1! /s

targem unironically thinks that speeding up matchmaking like this will make players think the game has a non-microscopic player count and is worth playing.

maybe one day they will discover that this matchmaker doesnt work well, even though the player count has reflected it for a few years already.
although to be fair to targem, whales are somehow still content with spending their monthly wage on new parts, so maybe there is no reason to try to improve the matchmaker

Said it before, saying it again, until they learn to retain new players and keep the sealclubbers off of them, nothing else matters, including matchmaking.

agreed…
:grin:

…also…

the boss is basically driving a levi and it acts like a typical levi, is what i ment
:grin:

…oh, and for the record…though it’s patrol…
:grin:
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